A Sarah Palin Haiku:
Palin on Newsweek
Can't airbrush in or retouch
Sorely lacking soul
A Republican ticket haiku:
McCain P.O.W.
Sarah Palin wingnut MILF
Acronyms from Hell
The McCain-Palin campaign issued a report that has exonerated Sarah Palin in the Alaskan Troopergate scandal. At the same time they've issued a report which blames Senator Obama for the attack on Pearl Harbor, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Cubs abject failure in the 2008 NL Divisional Series.
A 2008 Campaign Biblical Haiku
And lo, John Mc-Cain
Is so clearly un-Abel
Don't let him play God
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