Friday, October 10, 2008

Everything Matters - 10/10/08 - Morning Edition

A Sarah Palin Haiku:

Palin on Newsweek
Can't airbrush in or retouch
Sorely lacking soul

A Republican ticket haiku:

McCain P.O.W.
Sarah Palin wingnut MILF
Acronyms from Hell

The McCain-Palin campaign issued a report that has exonerated Sarah Palin in the Alaskan Troopergate scandal. At the same time they've issued a report which blames Senator Obama for the attack on Pearl Harbor, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Cubs abject failure in the 2008 NL Divisional Series.

A 2008 Campaign Biblical Haiku

And lo, John Mc-Cain
Is so clearly un-Abel
Don't let him play God

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