So Stepford graduate Dana Perino, also known as White House Press Secretary, said yesterday that not only was Osama Bin Laden NOT the mastermind behind 9/11 but that "...this isn't like the movies. We don't have superpowers." This only further convinces me that THE BUSH ADMIN. ALREADY HAS OSAMA AND IS WAITING FOR LATE OCTOBER TO UNVEIL THEIR OCTOBER SURPRISE AND SWING THE ELECTION THEIR WAY. Call me crazy - first Musharraf leaves which was the first part of the deal so he can't be blamed for allowing our black-ops guys access to the "lawless Western territories". Second, we read today that Bush secretly ordered those same black psy-ops raids into Pakistan. I'm telling you - somewhere in a medieval prison cell, Osama's in a cage with the pig-mask on just like Hannibal Lecter. Don't put it past Bush and Co. to parade him through the streets of DC like Caesar bringing home the vanquished Vercingetorix, the leader of the Gauls. All the rotting vegetables that people toss over Cheney's fence have been saved just for this occasion, to be handed out to Republican operatives with high school baseball pitching experience. George 43, CHEERLEADER, need not apply.
Perino said, in her nasty schoolteacher correcting tone, "No, Osama bin Laden wasn't the 9/11 mastermind. Khalled Sheikh Muhammed was." Dana, if you look at the depth chart on NFL.com and TerroristMastermind.com, Osama was the mastermind and KSM was his back-up in case Osama tore an ACL or pulled a hammy. Since Al-Qaeda releases fewer injury reports than the New England Patriots, we don't know if Osama was injured or not but we can assume that he started and was in fact the Mastermind of 9/11. Al Michaels and John Madden, on the opening night of Monday Night Football earlier this week, also noted that 3rd and 4th on the mastermind list were the late Bill Walsh and the late Buddy Ryan.