Why The POW Party Won't Let Sarah Palin Speak

So the POW Party is not letting Sarah Palin meet the press, take questions from the press, or come anywhere close to even hearing questions from the press. She is being tutored in foreign policy by the Quisling from Connecticut, Joe Lieberman. And we all know how well the foreign policy Joe advocates is doing. So she's not ready to face the press but she is ready to be President and take those three a.m. phone calls from her daughter complaining about morning sickness? And why Levi is coming home later and later from hockey practice. But there are other reasons she is being held in an undisclosed location (Cheney's pied-a-terre in Arlington, VA, formerly Cheney's undisclosed location). Here are some of her answers from the first Q and A session she had with her POW party handlers (all handling done by Lindsey Graham and Karl Rove since then there would be nothing, absolutely nothing, sexual about it).

Q: Sarah, your views on creationism?
A: Everyone knows the Earth is 6,600 years old. And so is John McCain.

Q: How proud are you to be running with a man who spent time in the Hanoi Hilton?
A: Extremely proud. When John McCain was in the Hanoi Hilton they didn't give bonus points, there was no free cable or internet, compared to today it was torture.

Q: How do you respond to those who say you were a member of an Alaskan secessionist party?
A: As a hockey mom I'm responsible for GatorAde and snacks for all the parties - tournaments, playoffs, and secessionist.

Q: You say you're against earmarks and special interests yet you hired a lobbyist with ties to convicted felon Jack Abramoff and got 27 million for Wasilla, a town with a yearly budget of 6 million?
A: And your question is?

Q: Sarah Palin, for or against earmarks?
A: John McCain, a true American hero, was a P.O.W.

Handlers (in unison): I think our work is done.